Fianna Fail TD Robert Troy this week resigned as Minister for State for failing to fully declare his property interests.
The Longford-Westmeath TD, has a portfolio of 11 properties, making him one of the 77 TDs and Senators who are active landlords.
Continue reading “Robert Troy: The Rise and Fall of the landlord TD”
The day for ghouls & goblins and tricks & treats is upon us, and around the country children are dressing up for a day of festivities. However, as
DTTN can exclusively reveal Halloween 2021 could have looked very different.
DTTN has had
access to government documents outlining plans for trick or treaters to display
their Digital Covid Cert and a Photo ID at each house they called to. Continue reading “Exclusive: Government abandoned plans to make trick or treaters show Covid certs”
A Fianna Fail councillor has called on St. Patrick to return
to Ireland to banish Covid-19 from our shores.
Patsy Potato told
that our national day of celebration marks an appropriate time for Patrick to “get
off his bony arse.” Continue reading “Fianna Fail Councillor calls on St. Patrick to banish Covid from Ireland”
An Taoiseach Micheal Martin has pledged three months free
Netflix for every household in the country.
The announcement comes with no end in sight to the strictest
lockdown in Europe, and hospitality not due to re-open until mid-summer.
Continue reading “Martin pledges three months free Netflix for all households”
An Taoiseach Micheal Martin has praised the country after it was revealed that Ireland has the highest daily Covid-19 rate in the world.
The figures, which were confirmed earlier this week, put Ireland ahead of even confirmed basket case nations such as post-Brexit Britain and the patriotic USA.
Continue reading “Martin praises world leader Ireland”
Fianna Fail leadership are planning an ambitious bid to
recruit football superstar Lionel Messi.
Messi, who last week rocked Barcelona by handing in a
transfer request, is understood to be open to a move to the Oireachtas.
Continue reading “Fianna Fail planning audacious Messi swoop”
An Tanaiste Leo Varadkar has proposed pop duo Jedward as the new Ministers for Agriculture.
Varadkar, who never knowingly misses a PR opportunity, made
his suggestion after watching John and Edward Grimes owning fellow pop star Jim
Corr on social media over his anti-face mask protests.
Continue reading “Varadkar proposes Jedward as new Ministers for Agriculture”
The entire Fianna Fail parliamentary party has offered
pre-emptive resignations to Taoiseach Micheal Martin.
The move follows the resignations of former Ministers for
Agriculture Dara Calleary and Barry Cowen within 30 days of each other.
Continue reading “Entire Fianna Fail party pre-emptively resigns”
Barry Cowen’s time in Dail Eireann may be coming to an end,
with the Fianna Fail TD considering a sensational offer to join the Ferrari
Formula 1 team.
Ferrari, who have struggled against Lewis Hamilton’s
Mercedes in recent years, believe the Laois-Offaly TD is the man to return the World
Driver’s Championship to the Scuderia.
Continue reading “Barry Cowen considering Formula 1 offer”
Taoiseach Michael Martin has taken a hard line in his first
cabinet meeting, telling Ministers that he is “the one who knocks.”
Martin is understood to have binge watched Breaking Bad
during lockdown, drawing inspiration from Walter White’s journey from
milquetoast science teacher to ruthless drug kingpin.
Continue reading “Martin to cabinet: “I am the one who knocks””