Thursday brought a record drugs bust, with €8.4m worth of cocaine being seized from a plane that landed into an airfield in Abbeyshrule. And now DTTN can exclusively reveal that a batch of Pat the Baker loaves has been accidentally baked with cocaine.
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is somehow still clinging
to power despite doing more dodgy shit than every character from The Sopranos combined
Johnson is facing overwhelming public condemnation for multiple
lockdown breaching Downing Street parties. And in a stunning statement the PM
has turned the tables by launching a scathing attack on his critics.
Beloved TV character Peppa Pig is to be sold to the UK government
so her parents can afford social care.
The move comes on the back of controversial changes
announced by the Department of Health and Social Care, putting a cap of £86k on
lifetime care costs, meaning that the UK’s poorest pensioners could pay the
same as the wealthiest.