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Posted on February 9, 2024March 6, 2024

Local bachelor gets internet, confused it won’t work on old Nokia phone

A local bachelor has finally gotten the internet installed, but is upset after realising it would not work on his ancient Nokia handset

Timmy Greengrass (67), who lives alone on the family farm told DTTN that he found this modern technology lark fierce confusing.

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