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The government yesterday announced that RTE will receive €225m in public funding next year. And the state broadcaster is already making big plans to spend the windfall.
In an internal memo, that DTTN has seen a copy of, RTE Director General Kevin Bakhurst outlined the following:
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Taking their cue from Gal Gadot’s celebrity version of Imagine, the local glitterati are coming out in force to boost public spirits in the face of the Covid-19 pandemic.
The Famous Against Covid-19 Killer (FACK) are to record an uplifting version of The Police classic Don’t Stand So Close To Me, the song which is coming to define our troubled times.
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The Football Association of Ireland has hit a new low after officials blew the crisis-ridden organisation’s last twenty euro on Winning Streak scratch cards.
The FAI, which is €55M in debt, gambled their remaining petty cash on the cards, which offer a 1 in 1.86 chance to win a cash or three star prize.
“It seemed like a good idea at the time,” said an anonymous source, “it always does after pints.”
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