Wolfe Tones to release album of anti Covid-19 ballads

Irish folk group The Wolfe Tones are to release an album of classic ballads re-imagined to take the fight to Covid-19

The group, famed for their anti-British rebel songs, said that Ireland has a new enemy to rail against and that they intend to lead the fight.

   “For hundreds of years we’ve been oppressed by the Brits, but finally something’s come along that’s even worse. Covid-19 is about to feel the wrath of the righteous Gael,” said the group’s press release.

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Local man invents social distancing hi-vis vest

A local man has sparked a sensation by creating the world’s first social distancing hi-vis vest.

  Eddie Edam (48), made his breakthrough after growing weary of dog-walkers and buggies intruding on his personal space during his daily run.

    “Government regulations say we should be staying two metres apart, but people are getting fierce close, especially big family groups, all spread out across the path,” he said.

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