What is wrong with this publication? I’ve opened it the last two days to see that snooker, the game I love, is either racist or an allegory for the fall of communism.
It’s neither of these things. It’s just a fucking game.
By Chuck E. Cheeser, American tax-payer and patriot
Well, gosh darn it, I read yesterday’s article in this fine publication saying snooker was racist and I near choked on my Honey Vanilla Cheerios.
I’m no snooker expert, but that woman was talking baloney. I’ve done my research and what is clear is that snooker is a family-friendly game and an allegory for the fall of communism.
If you don’t know what an allegory is, and I didn’t until yesterday, it’s something that has a hidden meaning, typically a moral or political one.
By: Tina Fenty, Head of Diversity Studies, Trinity College
Racism in sport is nothing new. In my role I see case studies of this phenomenon every day. However one sport, which has passed under my radar until now, is particularly egregious.
I’m talking about snooker, the game which continues to foist the notion of white supremacy on players and spectators around the world.
In snooker the game is controlled by the white ‘cue’ ball. This ball smashes into other balls of various colours, which have been assigned points values for when they are banished from the table.
Doctors are to prescribe world snooker champion Mark Selby
as a cure for insomnia.
The ironically monikered Jester from Leicester, who has
defeated Shaun Murphy to win his fourth world crown, is renowned for his
lugubrious manner and deathly dull playing style.