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Posted on March 17, 2021March 17, 2021

Fianna Fail Councillor calls on St. Patrick to banish Covid from Ireland

A Fianna Fail councillor has called on St. Patrick to return to Ireland to banish Covid-19 from our shores.

Patsy Potato told DTTN that our national day of celebration marks an appropriate time for Patrick to “get off his bony arse.”

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