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US President Donald Trump has continued his attack on DEI (Diversity, Equity & Inclusion) policies in the wake of the tragic crash between an American Airlines jet and an army helicopter in Washington DC.
Despite there being no evidence that DEI hires had anything to do with the crash, the White House has turned the hate nozzle to ten and continued to spray grade A effluence.
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A local conspiracy theorist is enjoying an ‘I told you so’ moment following the assassination attempt on former US President Donald Trump at a rally in Pennsylvania.
“The deep state Dems conspiracy is behind this,” said Stewie Bannon (57). “First they called him a sex offender, it didn’t stick. Then they called him a felon. That didn’t stick either. Now they’re so desperate they tried to kill him.
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