Russian government officials are to take on the running of
the Premier League’s Video Assistant Referee (VAR) system from next season.
VAR, which was designed to eliminate controversy from the
game, has only added an extra layer of incompetence to proceedings. But it
seems the Premier League has found a solution.
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Cristiano Ronaldo shocked the football world today by
agreeing a return to Manchester United, twelve years after leaving Old Trafford
for Real Madrid.
Ronaldo had been widely expected to sign for Manchester City,
but the lure of lining up alongside the likes of Phil Jones and Scott McTominay
proved too much for the Portuguese star.
Continue reading “Ronaldo to Manchester United – The Inside Story”
Premier league leaders Liverpool have tweeted confirmation
that they are claiming victory in the current season, despite only seven games
“We have claimed, for championship purposes, the Premier
League season,” said the club’s official Twitter account. “The table shows a
BIG Liverpool lead.”
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As Liverpool fans around the world celebrate the club’s
first league title in 30 years, one local supporter is already planning months
Jordan Arnold (43), told DTTN
that he plans on being “completely insufferable to that fucking crowd of United
fans next door.”
Continue reading “Local Liverpool fan plans on being insufferable for months”
Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola has even more reasons to
smile after last night’s 5-0 demolition of Burnley.
The Spaniard told reporters that the atmosphere for the
game, which was played behind closed doors, was the best he had ever
experienced at The Etihad Stadium.
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As Covid-19 continues to cause massive surges in death and
unemployment, DTTN is pleased to
report some much needed good news.
The Professional Footballer’s Association (PFA) has
announced that effective immediately all Premier League players are to receive
a 30% pay increase.
The increase comes
a week after the PFA criticised attempts to cut player salaries due to the
strain the loss of income tax would place on NHS funding.
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Local man Jimmy Power has raised heckles down the pub after claiming that he could have played in the Premier League if he’d had “the same training as the professional lads.”
Power (25), who
played as a goal-scoring winger up to U-16 level for his school team, made the
claim as he watched two Premier League sides battle to a dour scoreless draw on
“Just give me
the training,” stated Power, who had consumed several pints of stout, “And I’ll
bang the goals in.”
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