A local woman was outraged after the shoes she was to wear to her cousin’s wedding did not fit, despite only ordering them two days before the ceremony.
Rosie Strokes was shocked upon the shoe’s arrival to discover they were slightly too tight.
“I mean, I’m a size four, I’ve always been a size four. The online retailer I ordered from should have known this,” said Strokes. “What is going on with their crazy sizings!”
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Entertainment network E! has named Ukrainian President
Volodymyr Zelensky as the best dressed leader in the current Russia-Ukraine
The network, the single greatest continuous inanity in human
history, bestowed the honour on OMG
Ukraine!, an hour long special discussing the war.
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Empty supermarket shelves are becoming a common sight across
the UK as the country feels the double pinch of Brexit and Covid.
For many these shortages are a worrying turn of events, but a
select band of social media influencers are celebrating this new ‘Brexit Chic.’
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