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Posted on January 16, 2021January 16, 2021

Bankrupt NRA announces shoot-off fundraiser

The National Rifle Association has announced plans for a special shoot-off fundraiser, after filing for bankruptcy.

“This has been a helluva week for American patriots,” said an NRA spokesperson. “First peaceful protests at the Capitol are violently snuffed out, and now this.

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Posted on September 3, 2020September 3, 2020

Trump announces strategic plan to stop African Americans walking into bullets

US President Donald Trump has announced a strategic plan to stop African Americans from continuing to walk into bullets.

“It’s incredible. We keep telling them to watch where they’re going, but they can’t stop walking right into these bullets.”

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Posted on March 29, 2020November 24, 2020

NRA encourages ‘shoot on sight’ Coronavirus Policy

The National Rifle Association has responded to the growing threat of Covid-19 in the US by encouraging members to shoot on sight at the infected.

“This disease is highly contagious” said an NRA spokesperson, “and could even spread to God-fearing gun owners.”

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