The National Rifle Association has announced plans for a
special shoot-off fundraiser, after filing for bankruptcy.
“This has been a helluva week for American patriots,” said
an NRA spokesperson. “First peaceful protests at the Capitol are violently
snuffed out, and now this.
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US President Donald Trump has announced a strategic plan to
stop African Americans from continuing to walk into bullets.
“It’s incredible. We keep telling them to watch where they’re
going, but they can’t stop walking right into these bullets.”
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The National Rifle Association has responded to the growing
threat of Covid-19 in the US by encouraging members to shoot on sight at the infected.
“This disease is highly contagious” said an NRA spokesperson,
“and could even spread to God-fearing gun owners.”
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