Satirical Irish News
By: Willy E. Coyote, Local Historian
Today marks the 55 year anniversary of the 1969 American ‘moon landing’ when ‘astronauts’ Buzz Aldrin, Michael Collins and Neil Armstrong supposedly set foot on the lunar surface.
Official America will mark this is a cause for celebration, but the only achievement was the greatest, and most elaborate, con-job in human history.
Continue reading “Opinion: 55 Years since ‘moon landing’ – the greatest con-job in human history”
The greatest country on God’s green earth has done it again. Having successfully landed a Rover vehicle on Mars, the United States has spent the past 48 hours in a congratulatory state of self-fellatio.
“It’s an incredible achievement,” said a NASA spokesperson. “And shows how far human ingenuity can take us. The possibilities are endless.”
Continue reading “America lands Rover on Mars, leaves millions without electricity and healthcare”
A newly elected TD is missing tonight after his election celebrations took a tragic turn.
Brian O’Brien, the founder and sole member of the Fix the Fucking Roads Party, was elected on the two hundred and fifty-seventh count. Mr. O’Brien was celebrating by getting a round of the bumps from well-wishers when tragedy struck.
Continue reading “Newly Elected TD launched into orbit as victory celebrations go awry”