Former Ireland manager Jack Charlton has made an instant
impact in Heaven, making his presence felt at God’s weekly five-a-side game.
Charlton, a recent transfer from Earth, wasted no time
getting stuck into fancy-dan behaviour from some participants.
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Local man Jimmy Power has raised heckles down the pub after claiming that he could have played in the Premier League if he’d had “the same training as the professional lads.”
Power (25), who
played as a goal-scoring winger up to U-16 level for his school team, made the
claim as he watched two Premier League sides battle to a dour scoreless draw on
“Just give me
the training,” stated Power, who had consumed several pints of stout, “And I’ll
bang the goals in.”
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