Mick McCarthy

July 18, 2020July 18, 2020

Big Jack tells God to put ‘em under pressure

Former Ireland manager Jack Charlton has made an instant impact in Heaven, making his presence felt at God’s weekly five-a-side game.

Charlton, a recent transfer from Earth, wasted no time getting stuck into fancy-dan behaviour from some participants.

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019

Local Man could have been Premier League Star if he’d had the training

Local man Jimmy Power has raised heckles down the pub after claiming that he could have played in the Premier League if he’d had “the same training as the professional lads.”

Power (25), who played as a goal-scoring winger up to U-16 level for his school team, made the claim as he watched two Premier League sides battle to a dour scoreless draw on the telly.

“Just give me the training,” stated Power, who had consumed several pints of stout, “And I’ll bang the goals in.”