With less than 48 hours passing between its announcement and
the Premier League clubs withdrawing, the European Super League was shot down
faster than an African-American in a gated community.
Details leaked in the media were sketchy. However, DTTN has obtained a secret dossier after
lobbing Florentino Perez a fiver and a book of expired McDonald’s vouchers.
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Fast food giant McDonald’s have announced a new range of
Covid-19 themed happy meals.
Customers will be able to collect six Covid themed toys,
including nurses and doctors in face masks, mini-respirators and social
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A local man has completely pissed off his cocooning friend
by video calling him as he wolfed down a large Big Mac meal.
Johnny Halfburger (28) made the call directly after a visit
to the McDonalds drive-thru.
Continue reading “Local man taunts cocooning friend with McDonald’s scoffing video call”