Satirical Irish News
A local man is recovering in hospital this evening after accidentally eating a vegan burger.
Johnny Chops (57) came into contact with vegan substances after a drunken order went horribly wrong at McDonalds.
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With less than 48 hours passing between its announcement and the Premier League clubs withdrawing, the European Super League was shot down faster than an African-American in a gated community.
Details leaked in the media were sketchy. However, DTTN has obtained a secret dossier after lobbing Florentino Perez a fiver and a book of expired McDonald’s vouchers.
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Fast food giant McDonald’s have announced a new range of Covid-19 themed happy meals.
Customers will be able to collect six Covid themed toys, including nurses and doctors in face masks, mini-respirators and social distancing stickers.
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A local man has completely pissed off his cocooning friend by video calling him as he wolfed down a large Big Mac meal.
Johnny Halfburger (28) made the call directly after a visit to the McDonalds drive-thru.
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