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Posted on August 27, 2021August 29, 2021

Ronaldo to Manchester United – The Inside Story

Cristiano Ronaldo shocked the football world today by agreeing a return to Manchester United, twelve years after leaving Old Trafford for Real Madrid.

Ronaldo had been widely expected to sign for Manchester City, but the lure of lining up alongside the likes of Phil Jones and Scott McTominay proved too much for the Portuguese star.

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Posted on August 26, 2020August 26, 2020

Manchester United fans call for Greece boycott

Manchester United fans around the world have come together to call for a boycott of Greece and  Greek products.

The move comes after United skipper Harry Maguire was found guilty of aggravated assault on a police officer and attempted bribery in a Greek court.

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