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Posted on August 13, 2022August 13, 2022

Barcelona make shock Trump transfer bid

Spanish football giant Barcelona has shocked the sporting world by making an audacious bid for former US President Donald Trump.

The Catalan club, which is pulling more levers than a bus load of OAPs on a weekend in Vegas, has already signed five players this summer despite not paying the full wages of a number of squad members.

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