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Posted on March 15, 2022March 15, 2022

Irish scientists discover alternative ‘guff’ power

Irish consumers are feeling the pinch of the biggest inflation hike in years, with utility rates and petrol prices soaring to record levels.

However, research scientists from University College Cork (UCC) have discovered an exciting low cost fuel alternative – guff.

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Posted on April 16, 2021April 16, 2021

Quarantine hotels seeing surge in demand from domestic tourists

Irish quarantine hotels are seeing a surge in demand from domestic tourists seeking to escape the drudgery of the world’s longest lockdown.

The facilities are designed to accommodate individuals travelling into Ireland from high Covid risk countries, not those already residing in the country.

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Posted on January 14, 2021January 14, 2021

Martin praises world leader Ireland

An Taoiseach Micheal Martin has praised the country after it was revealed that Ireland has the highest daily Covid-19 rate in the world.

The figures, which were confirmed earlier this week, put Ireland ahead of even confirmed basket case nations such as post-Brexit Britain and the patriotic USA.

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