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Irish consumers are feeling the pinch of the biggest inflation hike in years, with utility rates and petrol prices soaring to record levels.
However, research scientists from University College Cork (UCC) have discovered an exciting low cost fuel alternative – guff.
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Irish quarantine hotels are seeing a surge in demand from domestic tourists seeking to escape the drudgery of the world’s longest lockdown.
The facilities are designed to accommodate individuals travelling into Ireland from high Covid risk countries, not those already residing in the country.
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An Taoiseach Micheal Martin has praised the country after it was revealed that Ireland has the highest daily Covid-19 rate in the world.
The figures, which were confirmed earlier this week, put Ireland ahead of even confirmed basket case nations such as post-Brexit Britain and the patriotic USA.
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