The 999 emergency service is to undergo a drastic revamp, the HSE has announced.
Currently any Irish citizen experiencing an emergency can ring 999 or 112 for ambulance, fire and police services.
However, from 1st October the line will be discontinued and replaced by the new Emerge-n-Z app.
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The HSE has issued a warning regarding the potential hazards
of hit show Normal People, whose
frequent sexy bits have caused stirrings in the community.
“It’s a dirty show. A dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty show,” said
a HSE source “Anyone who comes into contact with such depraved filth should
wash their hands for a minimum of twenty minutes.”
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Green Party leader Eamon Ryan has called for wolves to be
enrolled by the government to help ease the pressure on health workers during
the Covid-19 pandemic.
Ryan, whose party advocated the re-introduction of wolves to
“re-wild” parts of the country during the recent election, has taken his
controversial proposals to a new level.
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