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Posted on August 11, 2022August 11, 2022

Local man dissolves in heatwave

A local man has literally dissolved in front of horrified onlookers as temperatures today soared into the 30s.

Manny Mannix (46), known locally as ‘Moany’, was famed for his incessant disdain towards any prevailing weather conditions.

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Posted on August 11, 2020August 11, 2020

Local Flasher delighted by recent heatwave

A local flasher has expressed his delight at the recent fine weather the area has been experiencing.

Barry Balls (63), who spends his days frequenting the local park, had expressed concern over the unseasonably dull and wet conditions that afflicted much of the past month.

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