A local man has literally dissolved in front of horrified onlookers
as temperatures today soared into the 30s.
Manny Mannix (46), known locally as ‘Moany’, was famed for
his incessant disdain towards any prevailing weather conditions.
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A local flasher has expressed his delight at the recent fine
weather the area has been experiencing.
Barry Balls (63), who spends his days frequenting the local
park, had expressed concern over the unseasonably dull and wet conditions that
afflicted much of the past month.
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