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Sofa lover JD Vance is to step down as the Vice-Presidential candidate on the Trump ticket with immediate effect, it has been announced.
Vance, whose passion for soft furnishings is legendary, is to take up a new role in the couch department of retail giant IKEA.
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A local influencer has been left traumatised after weeks of exposure to posters for the upcoming local and European elections.
“They’re just so gaudy, so tacky,” said Camilla Chamomile (25), “the colour schemes are sickly, the shots off centre. So, so just not Insta worthy.”
Chamomile has been so upset by the posters that she is now afraid to leave her apartment until after election day on 7th June.
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