Greek scholars around the world have expressed outrage over
the naming of the new Covid Omicron variant.
The Wolrd Health Organisation skipped over nu and xi, the
two next sequential letters in the Greek alphabet, in favour of Omicron.
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A local man has told of his fear of transforming into a
horse after recently completing a month’s supply of Ivermectin.
Pony Sugrue (32) told DTTN
that he had procured the commonly used horse and cattle dewormer from the local
vet who “owed me a favour.”
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NPHET has warned against the danger of The Delta Blues, and
has called for all associated musical acts to be banned.
The popular blues style was pioneered in the early 20th
century by artists such as Robert Johnson and Muddy Waters.
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Irish quarantine hotels are seeing a surge in demand from
domestic tourists seeking to escape the drudgery of the world’s longest
The facilities are designed to accommodate individuals travelling
into Ireland from high Covid risk countries, not those already residing in the
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A Fianna Fail councillor has called on St. Patrick to return
to Ireland to banish Covid-19 from our shores.
Patsy Potato told DTTN
that our national day of celebration marks an appropriate time for Patrick to “get
off his bony arse.”
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Scientists have expressed concern after a new strain of
racist diabetes was uncovered in the United States on Thursday.
The shocking discovery was made when a commentator on a girl’s
high school basketball game in Oklahoma blamed a racist outburst on his sugar
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Hit TV show The Masked
Singer is the greatest threat to humanity’s continued existence, according
to a new report from Harvard.
The show, which features celebrities’ screeching out pop
songs in an array of bizarre disguises, is broadcast on both sides of The
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HB has been announced as the official ice cream partner of
the Pfizer Covid vaccine.
As part of the agreement vaccines will be transported in HB
vans and will come with commemorative HB wrappers and little wooden sticks.
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Mattel has today announced the exciting launch of a range of
Covid-19 inspired Barbie dolls.
The move is part of Mattel’s ongoing commitment to making
Barbie a more realistic role model for young girls.
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Scottish chippers have a new addition to their menu they
hope will boost flagging tourist numbers.
Deep fried Covid is being offered on a trial basis across a
number of Edinburgh chippers for the month of September.
“Scotland is renowned for its cuisine,” said one chip shop
owner. “We’re the home of the deep fried pizza and the deep fried Mars Bar.
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