Satirical Irish News
By: Willy E. Coyote, Local Historian
Today marks the 55 year anniversary of the 1969 American ‘moon landing’ when ‘astronauts’ Buzz Aldrin, Michael Collins and Neil Armstrong supposedly set foot on the lunar surface.
Official America will mark this is a cause for celebration, but the only achievement was the greatest, and most elaborate, con-job in human history.
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A local conspiracy theorist is enjoying an ‘I told you so’ moment following the assassination attempt on former US President Donald Trump at a rally in Pennsylvania.
“The deep state Dems conspiracy is behind this,” said Stewie Bannon (57). “First they called him a sex offender, it didn’t stick. Then they called him a felon. That didn’t stick either. Now they’re so desperate they tried to kill him.
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A local man has accused Kate Middleton of shooting JFK and faking the moon landing, amongst other things.
Conor Conspirator (25) finally put the pieces together after seeing Middleton’s doctored Mother’s Day photograph.
Continue reading “Kate Middleton shot JFK claims local man”By: Derek [Full Name with Editor]
5G is the greatest threat to mankind since 4G. The public needs to know this, but there are powerful forces at work. Shady figures who want me silenced. Because I know the truth.
They know that I know. I know this. They know this. I know that they know. That is a fact. And cannot be disputed. They know that. That’s why I can’t reveal my true identity. They’re everywhere.
Continue reading “OPINION: 5G killed my hamster”