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Posted on August 11, 2022August 11, 2022

Local man dissolves in heatwave

A local man has literally dissolved in front of horrified onlookers as temperatures today soared into the 30s.

Manny Mannix (46), known locally as ‘Moany’, was famed for his incessant disdain towards any prevailing weather conditions.

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