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Posted on October 15, 2021October 15, 2021

Age Action Ireland calls for free contraception for the over 65s

One of the more controversial measures in Tuesday’s government budget was the announcement of free contraceptives for women aged between 17 and 25.

Amongst those criticising the policy are Age Action Ireland, who have called for free contraceptives to be rolled out to the over 65s.

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Posted on December 18, 2020December 18, 2020

NPHET announces strict social distancing protocols for Santa.

Santa will observe strict social distancing protocols as he delivers presents this year, NPHET has announced.

The jolly old rogue, who usually barrels down chimneys without a thought for his personal safety, will now be required to:

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