Satirical Irish News
As the nation continues celebrating our new found ability to recycle soft plastic, recycling of another nature is on the menu for RTE’s autumn schedule.
Viewers can look forward to more and more and more of the same from their Montrose favourites, with the likes of Ryan Tubridy, Claire Byrne and Tommy Tiernan taking prominent roles.
Continue reading “RTE embraces recycling for autumn schedule”
Empty supermarket shelves are becoming a common sight across the UK as the country feels the double pinch of Brexit and Covid.
For many these shortages are a worrying turn of events, but a select band of social media influencers are celebrating this new ‘Brexit Chic.’
Continue reading “Brexit Chic – How food shortages are helping restore Britain’s waistline”
A local father has expressed his disgust at the selection of sandwiches on offer for his daughter’s university graduation ceremony.
Due to Covid regulations all ceremonies are being performed remotely, with parchments sent to graduates by post.
Continue reading “Local Father disgusted by sandwich selection at daughter’s graduation ceremony”
Cristiano Ronaldo shocked the football world today by agreeing a return to Manchester United, twelve years after leaving Old Trafford for Real Madrid.
Ronaldo had been widely expected to sign for Manchester City, but the lure of lining up alongside the likes of Phil Jones and Scott McTominay proved too much for the Portuguese star.
Continue reading “Ronaldo to Manchester United – The Inside Story”
Concerns are growing for a local student who will only communicate using quotes from legendary sitcom Father Ted.
Noel Furlong (19) has not completed a non Ted related sentence since watching a box set of the entire series two weeks ago.
Continue reading “Concerns for local student who can’t stop quoting Father Ted”
Cats will soon have a new way to show disdain for their owners, with the launch of the Catadvisor app.
The brainchild of the team behind Tripadvisor, Catadvisor will allow moggies to rate their owners in four key areas – food, service, cleanliness and litter tray.
Continue reading “Cats to become even more judgemental as Catadvisor app launches”
Toyota has announced the launch of the Jackdaw, the first car to run purely on biodegradable waste.
The car giant has heralded the Jackdaw as an environmental breakthrough, as it with literally operate on the rubbish people scrape off their dinner plates.
Continue reading “Toyota announces eco-friendly Jackdaw car”
Cork city’s robot trees have taken on a second job, just days after their official unveiling.
The €350k trees on Patrick Street and Grand Parade are to be deployed as on street security to stop late night anti-social behaviour.
Continue reading “Cork robot trees to double as security patrol”
News station GB News has added a new presenter to their ranks, and their prehistoric views are sure to spark controversy.
GB News, the brainchild of former BBC journalist Andrew Neil, launched last week and has been heralded as the UK’s answer to Fox News.
Continue reading “T-Rex to front new GB News show”
The Democratic Unionist Party is to hold a Hunger Games style fight to the death to select its next leader.
The announcement comes in the wake of Edwin Poots, who himself ousted previous incumbent Arlene Foster, resigning after only 21 days in charge.
Continue reading “DUP to hold Hunger Games style tournament to decide new leader”