Britain’s favourite hate rag The Daily Mail has found itself in a dilemma over their coverage of
the new royal baby.
Lilibet Diana, the second child of Prince Harry and Meghan
Markle, was born on Friday.
“Usually we fawn over any Royal news with the soft splash
treatment. Our Brexit loving readership laps that shit up. If they close their
eyes they can pretend it is 1950 again. But then we have the Meghan question,” said
a Daily Mail editor.
There was controversy at Aintree today as the two minute silence to mark the passing of The Duke of Edinburgh was flagrantly ignored by several horses.
The Grand National, the jewel in the horse racing calendar,
was broadcast live on the ITV. Viewers were shocked as the remembrance was
punctured by incessant low-level neighing and whinnying by impatient horses.
Prince Andrew has launched an astonishing attack on Prince
Harry and Meghan Markle, claiming that their explosive interview with Oprah
poses a threat to the continued existence of The House of Windsor.
“It’s incredible the damage they’re doing,” said Andrew. “I
would say it’s the single most outrageous event in our family’s history. I don’t
know how I’ll show my face at Pizza Express after this.