Previously the domain of the underage drinker, Fake IDs are
now in high demand from cocooning over 70s, according to local forgery expert
“5km doesn’t take
you very far. A lot of older people would like to get out for a walk on the
beach, or just visit their favourite supermarket. However, they are afraid of passing
through Garda checkpoints. That’s where I can help.”
A local Garda is facing disciplinary proceedings for
operating a ‘Dirty Harry’ style checkpoint while enforcing lockdown measures.
Garda Colin Frolic, who was bored senseless from asking every fecking driver where they were going, is alleged to have spiced up his routine by deploying techniques learnt from watching Clint Eastwood’s notoriously maverick detective.