Extra Bank Holiday just the beginning for international statesman Martin

With government finalising plans for a new Irish bank holiday, it appears that even more sweeping changes are incoming.

An Taoiseach Micheál Martin has been on the tear in New York for the past week,  addressing the US President & UN General Assembly and visiting the set of Saturday Night Live.

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UK Motorist offers to trade toilet roll stash for petrol as shortages increase

A UK motorist has offered to trade a year’s worth of toilet roll to fill his petrol tank as the country continues to run on fumes due to supply chain issues.

Eddie Sidebottom (43), who owns a 1.3 litre Vauxhall Astra, was slow to the pumps and now faces being unable to fulfil work duties as a travelling sales rep.

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Football fans urge early pub reopening to allow us laugh at England

Football fans around the country are calling for indoor pub service to be brought forward to allow us laugh at England’s inevitable disastrous exit from Euro 2020.

“Laughing at English failures in the football is a great national tradition,” said a fan spokesperson. “Especially when we haven’t qualified yet again.”

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