As FBI agents continue to rustle through classified documents
and Big Mac wrappers at Mar-a-Lago, former US President Donald Trump has a
launched a stinging attack on Democrat ‘snakes.’
“Rules and laws are for Democrats. That’s why I’ve proudly
represented the GOP since coming down the Golden Escalators in 2015 – we don’t
follow rules; we make them, tremendously. Look at how we dealt with those women
wanting abortions, or those anti-gun nuts,” said Trump.
Thursday brought a record drugs bust, with €8.4m worth of cocaine being seized from a plane that landed into an airfield in Abbeyshrule. And now DTTN can exclusively reveal that a batch of Pat the Baker loaves has been accidentally baked with cocaine.
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is somehow still clinging
to power despite doing more dodgy shit than every character from The Sopranos combined
Johnson is facing overwhelming public condemnation for multiple
lockdown breaching Downing Street parties. And in a stunning statement the PM
has turned the tables by launching a scathing attack on his critics.