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With less than 48 hours passing between its announcement and the Premier League clubs withdrawing, the European Super League was shot down faster than an African-American in a gated community.
Details leaked in the media were sketchy. However, DTTN has obtained a secret dossier after lobbing Florentino Perez a fiver and a book of expired McDonald’s vouchers.
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Irish quarantine hotels are seeing a surge in demand from domestic tourists seeking to escape the drudgery of the world’s longest lockdown.
The facilities are designed to accommodate individuals travelling into Ireland from high Covid risk countries, not those already residing in the country.
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There was controversy at Aintree today as the two minute silence to mark the passing of The Duke of Edinburgh was flagrantly ignored by several horses.
The Grand National, the jewel in the horse racing calendar, was broadcast live on the ITV. Viewers were shocked as the remembrance was punctured by incessant low-level neighing and whinnying by impatient horses.
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Scientists have expressed concern after a new strain of racist diabetes was uncovered in the United States on Thursday.
The shocking discovery was made when a commentator on a girl’s high school basketball game in Oklahoma blamed a racist outburst on his sugar levels spiking.
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Prince Andrew has launched an astonishing attack on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, claiming that their explosive interview with Oprah poses a threat to the continued existence of The House of Windsor.
“It’s incredible the damage they’re doing,” said Andrew. “I would say it’s the single most outrageous event in our family’s history. I don’t know how I’ll show my face at Pizza Express after this.
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