Local Liverpool fan plans on being insufferable for months

As Liverpool fans around the world celebrate the club’s first league title in 30 years, one local supporter is already planning months ahead.

Jordan Arnold (43), told DTTN that he plans on being “completely insufferable to that fucking crowd of United fans next door.”

Arnold has fixed a loudspeaker to the front of his home, which will play You’ll Never Walk Alone and The Fields of Anfield Road on loop 24 hours a day.

“I’m getting a projection rig out delivered,” said the father of two, “so all the neighbours can see a massive image of Klopp all over the side wall.

Then I’ll paint everything red. All the walls, inside and out, railings, the front door; whatever will take it.”

Many of Arnold’s friends and associates have blocked him on social media as he has already spent hours spamming their feeds texting ‘Campiones, Campiones’ repeatedly.

“People waste all their time talking about Covid-19. This is the only number 19 that matters,” he said.

Arnold plans to honour Liverpool’ manager Jurgen Klopp and captain Jordan Henderson by changing the names of his two children to Jurgen and Jordan by deed poll.

“The girls aren’t happy about it, and neither is their mother, but I’ve already filed the application. There’s no going back now.”

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