Melon felon Donald Trump has continued his attack on Volodymyr Zelenskyy, claiming that the Ukrainian leader is just Osama bin Laden in disguise.
“Think about it folks,” said the tangerine rapist. “Bin Laden was ‘taken out’ by the Obama administration. The Democrats couldn’t even take out their trash!
My super intelligence, so much intelligence, is telling me that Obama, if that is his real name, folks, was part of a plot, a very deadly un-American plot to raise the price of eggs and relocate bin Laden and the eggs to Ukraine.
If you look at this Zelenskyy character, and he’s some character, let me tell you, he looks just like bin Laden. The tan has faded, but add that beard and towel thing that eats the dogs and it’s so, so clearly him. Not handsome like me, but him.
And I’ve gotta tell you, I wouldn’t be surprised if this Zelenskyy was also Obama. I’ve never seen them in the same room, and as you know folks my vision is tremendous. Doctors say I’m the only man in history with 40:40 vision.
And Osama, Obama, I mean come on! I’m not big on spelling, but have won many, many spelling bees, those children were upset, let me tell you, and it’s so, so obvious. I’ve told my good friend Vlad, he’s a stable genius just like me, only not as much of a genius, but he’ll sort this Zelenskyy character.
God Bless America.”