White House officials are desperately scrambling today to keep knowledge of South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut from President Trump.
The 1999 film saw the US, led by South Park resident Sheila Broflovski, declare war on Canada over the foul-mouthed antics of Canadian entertainers Terrance and Phillip.
Fresh from slapping 25% tariffs on Canadian goods, it is understand the Orange Felon remains bullish, and may be looking to make further moves to punish the 51st state. And evangelical Christian groups are understood to be pushing for censorship on Canadian ‘filth.’
“We support President Trump as long as he cracks down on nudity and naughty words corrupting the innocent minds of our children” a Christian zealot told DTTN.
To this end it is believed the Trump administration may be particularly bothered by the wacky antics of Jim Carrey and the sinful displays of flesh by Pamela Anderson.
“Just because these films are old doesn’t make them any less dangerous,” said the zealot.
While The South Park film is a satirical cartoon, Trump aides believe the Mango Dictator may view it as documentary after previous struggles upon watching Dumb and Dumber and Zoolander.
“We’ve had to hide many films from him, he thinks it’s all real” said an anonymous White House source. “God forbid he ever discovers the work of Mel Brooks. But if we can stop him invading Canada for no reason, that’s a start.”