The Michael D Higgins Files – Part 5

Over the course of this week DTTN has published the exclusive results of our most hard-hitting investigative journalism yet. This feature concludes today with our most shocking revelation yet.

Michael D Higgins is one of the nation’s most beloved figures and our President since 2011. However, the diminutive former Labour TD’s tenure has been dogged by controversy, with dark rumours swirling around his true identity.

Some claim that the pint sized politician is not fully human, or some form of mythical creature with an uncanny knack for oratory.

Over the course of several months DTTN has painstakingly sifted through all the available evidence, fact checked conspiracy theories and corroborated with high ranked government sources.

Already this week we have revealed that Michael D Higgins is not a hobbit, an ewok, one of the seven dwarves, or a gremlin.

Today we can exclusively reveal that he is also not the little person from In Bruges.

So there we have it. DTTN has exhausted every journalistic avenue to reach this stunning conclusion. It is important that this information reaches the public domain and we hope it will form the platform for a long overdue national conversation.

DTTN awaits our inevitable Pulitzer.

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