Johnson to release cover of Fight for your Right

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is somehow still clinging to power despite doing more dodgy shit than every character from The Sopranos combined

Johnson is facing overwhelming public condemnation for multiple lockdown breaching Downing Street parties. And in a stunning statement the PM has turned the tables by launching a scathing attack on his critics.

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Peppa Pig sold to UK government so Daddy and Mummy Pig can afford social care

Beloved TV character Peppa Pig is to be sold to the UK government so her parents can afford social care.

The move comes on the back of controversial changes announced by the Department of Health and Social Care, putting a cap of £86k on lifetime care costs, meaning that the UK’s poorest pensioners could pay the same as the wealthiest.

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Calls for Farage to be appointed Northern Ireland Secretary intensify

Calls for UK political rent-a-gob Nigel Farage to be appointed as Northern Ireland Secretary are growing amongst Tory party members.

Insiders say that Farage, the former UKIP and Brexit Party leader, has demonstrated a “deeply nuanced understanding” of the North in recent days after being tricked into saying “Up the Ra!” in a Cameo video.

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JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dinon: A Giant Amongst Men

JP Morgan chief executive Jamie Dinon is the boss of one of the world’s largest investment banks, but also one hell of a stand-up guy.

In a recent interview Dinon stated that requesting a cut to his annual $31.5m pay packet would be an offence to his board. Instead, he stated that his $15,000 per hour salary was fair pay of the level needed to keep top talent.

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