British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is somehow still clinging
to power despite doing more dodgy shit than every character from The Sopranos combined
Johnson is facing overwhelming public condemnation for multiple
lockdown breaching Downing Street parties. And in a stunning statement the PM
has turned the tables by launching a scathing attack on his critics.
Beloved TV character Peppa Pig is to be sold to the UK government
so her parents can afford social care.
The move comes on the back of controversial changes
announced by the Department of Health and Social Care, putting a cap of £86k on
lifetime care costs, meaning that the UK’s poorest pensioners could pay the
same as the wealthiest.
Calls for UK political rent-a-gob Nigel Farage to be
appointed as Northern Ireland Secretary are growing amongst Tory party members.
Insiders say that Farage, the former UKIP and Brexit Party
leader, has demonstrated a “deeply nuanced understanding” of the North in
recent days after being tricked into saying “Up the Ra!” in a Cameo video.
JP Morgan chief executive Jamie Dinon is the boss of one of
the world’s largest investment banks, but also one hell of a stand-up guy.
In a recent interview Dinon stated that requesting a cut to
his annual $31.5m pay packet would be an offence to his board. Instead, he
stated that his $15,000 per hour salary was fair pay of the level needed to
keep top talent.