Satirical Irish News
Entertainment network E! has named Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky as the best dressed leader in the current Russia-Ukraine conflict.
The network, the single greatest continuous inanity in human history, bestowed the honour on OMG Ukraine!, an hour long special discussing the war.
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British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is somehow still clinging to power despite doing more dodgy shit than every character from The Sopranos combined
Johnson is facing overwhelming public condemnation for multiple lockdown breaching Downing Street parties. And in a stunning statement the PM has turned the tables by launching a scathing attack on his critics.
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British Prime Minister is to host a new version of popular 90’s show Noel’s House Party, the BBC has announced.
The news comes following revelations that Johnson attended a number of lockdown flouting Downing Street shindigs last December, including a table quiz he hosted.
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The United States military prison in Guantanamo Bay has long been a source of controversy, with suspected terrorists are routinely subject to torture and indefinite detention,
However, new reports detail a fresh horror greater than anything Guantanamo has previously seen: Ed Sheeran.
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RTE’s hit property show Cheap Irish Homes is to return for a new series, and is getting even more extreme in the spaces it’s offering to potential home owners.
The show, presented by Maggie Molloy, offers first time buyers alternative budget routes onto the property ladder as they consider neglected cottages, old schools and post offices.
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James Bond is back. And I couldn’t give a shit.
The above was the review I originally submitted to the DTTN editor, but he sent me back to the cinema to watch again and write a ‘proper review.’ The heartless bastard.
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A local mother is absolutely raging at Netflix after her child was traumatised watching Squid Game.
Karen Nerak (34) told DTTN that her five year old son Adam has not slept since watching an episode of the Korean thriller-horror show that has become a worldwide sensation.
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Edwardian sniveller Jacob Rees-Mogg is to star in a reimagining of the Back to the Future franchise, Universal Pictures has announced.
The double-barrelled Etonian tapeworm will take on the role of Marty McFly, as made famous by Michael J. Fox in the 1985 original.
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A local woman has already started queueing for Garth Brooks tickets, despite the country singer not yet being confirmed for any Irish shows.
Following his aborted Croke Park dates in 2014, reports are circulating that Brooks, who the nation remains inexplicably obsessed with, is set for five Dublin gigs next September.
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As the nation continues celebrating our new found ability to recycle soft plastic, recycling of another nature is on the menu for RTE’s autumn schedule.
Viewers can look forward to more and more and more of the same from their Montrose favourites, with the likes of Ryan Tubridy, Claire Byrne and Tommy Tiernan taking prominent roles.
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