Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has said that his country will continue to strike first against their enemies in an attempt to keep peace in the Middle East.
“Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy is the motto of Cobra Kai,” said Netanyahu. “And I admire those principles. In many ways they are a modern take on Sun Tzu’s Art of War. Tehran, and anyone else who displeases us, needs to understand that Israel is the cobra and they will be struck.”
Netanyahu, who is believed to have modelled his leadership style on Netflix show’s villains John Kreese and Terry Silver, has mandated that every man, woman and child in Israel sign up to the streaming service to learn the ways of Cobra Kai.
“The state of Israel is under constant attack, from all the attacks we constantly make on others, so we need our citizens to be prepared to strike should the need arise. It could even be useful in the community should they encounter any Iranians or Palestinians giving them attitude.”
It is understood that Netanyahu is also lobbying US President Donald Trump to donate some of the tanks that are planned for use in this weekend’s completely non-fascistic Washington DC military parade, so Israel can continue to proactively crush any anticipated opposition to their aims of keeping the Middle East peaceful.