As protests over immigration raids continue in Los Angeles and other parts of the US, President Donald Trump has called for citizens to embrace a love of ICE.
“I see so many on our streets saying they don’t want ICE,” said Trump. “I don’t get it, folks. We’re in June, a great month for American summers. And what better way to cool down in the heat than with a nice fountain soda, with ICE? These people who want warm soda, which I’m only hearing about now, are clearly communists.
I’ve sent thousands of troops to LA with big, beautiful bags of ICE to cool the situation. I love a soda as much as any American, a good tall class of Coca Cola with ICE. Not Pepsi, only for dirty Mexicans. They don’t even know what ICE is. They don’t have freezers, folks!
Soda without ICE is like a democrat without devil horns, it’s just not natural, let me tell you. These LA hippies won’t stop until they drive the ICE from soda fountains all across our great country.
If they don’t see sense we’ll just have to beat it in to them, or deport them, or both.
ICE and eggs for all. God bless America.”